Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones
Been waiting a year to post this.
Stop scavenging for Rolo pieces and save some for me.
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
at a pool party
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete???
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child
When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.
I don’t know what’s better. Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.