desultoryfluke:

Holy crap, that’s so mean. but still… LOL

Jesus, so mean. But lulz.

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1/25/2012 (2:47am) 2 notes

expiratory!!!

Damn it, it auto corrected my expiration to expiratory cause I spelled it wrong. I FEEL LIKE A FOOL NOW.

1/25/2012 (2:43am) 2 notes

Reasons why I like working at a movie theatre

  • Pretty flexible schedule that allows me to work 1-2 days a week, and only on weekends.
  • Easy to book time off, only need a week in advance notice.
  • Free movies for me and a friend whenever I feel like going, (which is almost never.)
  • $5 off combo things.
  • SOME of the people are really funny.
  • I think that’s all…….

1/25/2012 (2:36am) 9 notes

Reasons why I hate working at a movie theatre

  • People complain about the prices all the time. We’re not asking you to buy our food.
  • People are impatient with you.
  • People are rude to you.
  • Working for minimum wage.
  • People get angry at you when their coupons expire, even though it’s not your fault at all and it’s actually theirs for not looking at the expiration date.
  • People complain that you can’t use coupons for IMAX movies and Cineplex lets them upgrade their movies all the time
  • Most co-workers do shit all.
  • People complain when you charge them double for layered butter when you give them twice as much butter.
  • People complain that we charge for seasonings for the popcorn and that Cineplex doesn’t do it, it’s also not our fault that you took like 5 before for your small popcorn and kept 4 of them at home for future use.
  • People complain when we run out of hot dogs, even though there was a great multitude of hot dogs on and it was a freak rush that everyone had to have one.
  • I come home smelling like burnt popcorn and feeling greasy.
  • The hours they schedule you for are really random.
  • I AM UNDER APPRECIATED. NUUUR.
  • OH, I forgot to mention, god damn cheap Tuesdays when swarms of people come to the theater cause it’s cheap Tuesday, but I usually never ever work Tuesday’s so that’s fine.
  • OH, people ask if we’re Cineplex and ask if we take the scene card. And they try and give us Cineplex coupons and get all flustered when we tell them we’re not part of Cineplex.

#I'm sure some of these things apply to more than the theatre but still.

Joey, Rachel, Phoebe and Ross each finding out about Chandler and Monica.

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I think I posted this before but haha, still.

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1/23/2012 (10:07pm) 15,761 notes

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

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HAHAHAHAHA, THE LOBSTER.

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defranco:

This made me smile this morning :-p

1/23/2012 (12:48am) 1 note

“but im scavanging” LOL what a gamer.

Lol, he was actually talking about scavenging for food before.