Big dreams, start small.
Hey there, my name's Tiffany. I'm a generally happy person unless I'm stressing out about school, but that's basically it. I play neopets a lot. My username is 2good4you75, don't judge me, I made it when I was like 11.
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Post reblogged from Hilariously Offensive
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
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Quote reblogged from Benedict Smith
Our safe word was buttons
I’m not sure why you chose it
Perhaps it was the way those b’s and t’s
hit like my belt to your bottom
or the way it sizzled out with a ‘ssssss’…But I’m glad you had a word
I’ve whispered a thousand words
to the heavensand none of them
saved me
from myselfBenedict Smith, Safe Word (via benedictsmith) -
I JUST WANT TO EAT CAKE BALLS. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
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Post reblogged from Hilariously Offensive
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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Post reblogged from It's All About Falling
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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Photoset reblogged from The Cake Bar
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I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
*hole leave in the morning and doesnt return your calls*
(Source: rgfk)
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Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There’s no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don’t feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won’t be a void. That’s not love. That’s “Hey babe! I like you okay. Do you wanna grab lunch? I think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!” It’s a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you’re skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it’s always comfortable. That is fucking love.How To Tell If Someone Loves You (via teri0re)
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Post reblogged from "WHAT'RE YOU, NEW?"
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
